plaid and glitter

GRRR I grow frustrated. Tried submitting yesterday but noooooo it DIED on me so here I am... TRYING AGAIN. *does some crazy anime 'no i shall never give up under pain of genital warts'* OH I have a STORY to TELL YOU ALL but I think I shall save this for my nexxxxxxxxt submission. wow. too many x's. that looks dirty don't it. and I'm submitting twice in one day. HOLY CRAP(!!!!) Today I wrote a story that is going to get me an F. Or! It my open a can of worms. "DEAR LORD, this character you speak of! Does he really exist?!" "Why, yes, he DO. And I can find his number for you in the white pages. I SMILE!" "[[GASP]] UNSPEAKABLE. We must find this man with potential pedophiliac tendencies and FLOG HIM LIKE A COW." "omg really you duu zat for me. i em entirely glad. zat is vhy i am wearing a beret and smoking lollipopz. so FRANSH!." Or maybe i'll get another "YOUSOOOOOOONEEDCOUNSELING" referrals. Don't like those much. *continues to smoke lollipop*

loolooloolooooo. Oh I find "Hey Jude" sheet music online. HAHAHAHAHA I'm pissing the SHIT out of everyone with it. First I let it repeat about fifty times in a row. Now I am wailing and pounding the piano. "HEEEEEEEEEY J000000000d..."

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This deviantid.... yeah. what is it. psh. GUESS. WELL. My phriend CARRIE/ITO-SAN, le transexual... [or something like it?!!!] gave it to me. I adore it so and have put it on my skirt. THE END!!!!!!!

xoxo.tiffa