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What an ambiguous title. I KNOW I had you wondering. Yes I did. DO NOT DENY IT! You fell victim to its hypnotic powers. [[paranoid eye]]

My nose is suffering from depression. It hates my guts. I can hear it at night through the snores... "DAMN YOU TIFFA I HATE YOU I HATE YOU TIFFANYYYYYYY" Sigh. [[continues on febreze rampage]] You know what another great commerical to imitate is? Old Navy. They have the freakiest commericals. "Back to you Malibu..." "Toes on the nose BROS!!!!!" and that hustle one?! Jeez don't get me started. [[starts hustling]]

IGNORE THE ABOVE RAMBLE. My we've wandered far from the real topic HAVEN'T WE? HeE~ *wiggles* Can you imagine me wiggling? I'd probably look like I was on acid but uhm okay. *wiggles* I want to see Party Monster. Wait aren't the Wiggles that Australian band on the Disney Channel? I remember I used to watch them... back in the day... when I had my cable... and I would waste my time... watching kiddy shows. Blues Clues~ Blues Clues~


THE NEW ZERO!

WHAT IS THIS PICTURE?! This is... ME? I don't KNOWWWWWW there was this drawing in a magazine of a girl dancing/punching friend in nose and I was like "This style is savvy to no end" so now this is me with a cool nose and a oh-so-fashionable fringe. This helps with my "moving away from the anime" thing. Yeap. Drew more pictures in this style but they're really... mindless so you'll only see them if you ask. Which no one will.

gasgutvasmindwhuh? That there surr-ee--b00b is verbatim from Le Tigre's "Le Deceptacon".

"Every day and night, every day and night
I can see your disco, disco dick is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm out of time, I'm out of fucking time
I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind (yo.)
But wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme!"

And I will stop there. I USED THE EFF WORD.

art is by me. don't steal. or i'll squish you like a bug.