Alright. First off, Clifford the giant red dog belongs to... *googles* Norman Bridwell and I am not affiliated with him in any way, yadayadayada this picture is just a product of idiocy and unhealthy foods. *stomach gurgle* you know what was embarassing? the school was having a talk about being the origin of the swastika (and how it is NOT OKAY to draw it every where and key it into people's cars), WWII, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY STOMACH GURGLED. Lillian caught it. I don't know if anyone else did. I wouldn't be surprised. It was LOUD.

School spirit is overrated. maybe i'll post that later.

I'm addicted to Alias. VAUGHN!!!!!!!! Marshall is cool too. HEEHEEHEE. And JACK. there's something about that name that seems to inspire such confidence. Jack Merridew. Jack Sparrow. Jack Skellington. Jack Bristow.

OKAY KIDS I WILL SHAT UP NOW AND PLEASE YOU WITH MY EXPLANATION:

This picture is dedicated to emily because I remember her saying in 4th... 5th? grade something like
"I don't like Clifford. There's something about a big red dog that's frightening."

Which is ENTIRELY true. I didn't really dig the cliff back in the day, I was more of a sesame street and barney kid. OH DID YOU KNOW that the cookie monster eats VEGETABLES NOW? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. he now calls cookies a 'sometime food' and eats cauliflower and carrots and boohoohoo they're destroying the legend that is it the cookie monster boohoohoo.

anyhow, it occurred to me one night, while staring at the ceiling and observing who knows what, where the hell does clifford take a dump? ordinary dogs have their owners pick them up with petite plastic bags and then dispose of them in the local waste bin. HOWEVER, clifford is no ordinary dog. He's a BIG DOG, and one would imagine that his... TURD if you will, is larger than five trash cans combined.

i was in no mood to draw giant dog poo, so i settled for the good ol' RAISE YOUR HIND FOOT UP & SPRAY IT ALL ABOUT. i guess the neighbors pissed him off and VENGEANCE IS HISSSSSSS.

Clifford [c] Norman Bridwell
dedicated to Emily C.
art [c] tiffa L. don't steal or i'll knife you